In a recent study conducted by Ray Nagin, New Orleans Mayor, God actually prefers chocolate to any other flavor. Nagin, during his Martin Luther King Day speech, honored MLK’s vision in ending racist views by saying, “I don’t care what people are saying uptown or wherever they are. This city will be chocolate at the end of the day. This city will be a majority African-American city. It’s the way God wants it to be.”

Since there is no way this could be racist, he must have been talking about ice cream. Apparently he has discovered that God truly favors chocolate and wants to cover the city in ice cream as an offering to God.

If I want a vanilla city, am I racist?